I've got another puzzle for you,

Oompa Loompa doompadah dee,

If you are wise you'll listen to me,

What do you get from a glut of TV,

A pain in the neck and an IQ of three,

Why don't you try simply reading a book,

Or could you just not bear to look,

You'll get no,

You'll get no,

You'll get no,

You'll get no,

You'll get no commercials,

Oompa Loompa doompadee dah,

If you're not greedy you will go far,

You will live in happiness too,