agosto 30, 2001

Junky

"Ook al is de verslaafde tien jaar van de dope af, hij kan binnen twee weken opnieuw verslaafd raken, terwijl iemand die nooit eerder gebruikt heeft twee maanden lang elke dag twee shots moet nemen voordat hij verslaafd is. Ik kreeg pas onthoudingsverschijnselen nadat ik gedurende vier maanden elke dag een shot had gezet. Je kunt de verschijnselen van junkziekte beschrijven, maar het is onmogelijk om het gevoel onder woorden te brengen. Pas bij mijn tweede verslaving heb ik ervaren wat junkziekte eigenlijk is. Waarom ontwikkelt een junkie eerder een nieuwe verslaving dan iemand die nog nooit gebruikt heeft, ook al is de junkie al jaren clean? Ik geloof er niets van dat de dope al die tijd in je lichaam op de loer ligt te wachten op een kansje om je te grazen te nemen (je moet 't niet zoeken waar het niet is) en ik neem geen genoegen met alle psychologische verklaringen. Volgens mij veroorzaakt druggebruik een blijvende verandering van de cellen. Eens een junkie, altijd een junkie. Je kunt misschien stoppen met druggebruik, maar je komt nooit meer van je eerste verslaving af."

Uit: William S. Burroughs, Junky.

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agosto 29, 2001

Argentina Debt Default Inevitable

Do pessoal da Stratfor:

Summary

The International Monetary Fund's latest $8 billion aid package for Argentina fails to address the country's fundamental economic problems, including an unsustainable debt burden, overvalued currency and a stagnant economy in its fourth consecutive year of recession. Government efforts to eliminate the budget deficit will help the Peronist opposition party take control of Congress, and the country will still likely default on its debts by early next year.

Analysis

The International Monetary Fund announced last week it will provide an $8 billion emergency aid package to Argentina, raising the IMF's total outlays to the country since last December to $22 billion. The funds may enable the country to limp along financially until congressional elections on Oct.14, after which the government likely will seek to initiate debt-restructuring talks with its foreign creditors.

Although the aid package has calmed global financial markets momentarily, it fails to address Argentina's fundamental problems, and it will not keep the country from defaulting on its foreign debts by next year, if not sooner.

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agosto 28, 2001

Minha 2a tentativa de largar o cigarro

48 horas e contando. Não esperem muito deste blog nos próximos dias...

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agosto 25, 2001

Viva o churrasco!

Drauzio Varella mandou bem na Folha de hoje:

"A política de convencer a população a cortar carne vermelha da dieta, adotada a 30 anos por diversos países, inclusive pelo Brasil, precisa ser revista. Não só por falta de comprovação de suas vantagens, mas pela possibilidade de causar o estrago de ajudar a engordar a população"

http://www.uol.com.br/fsp/ilustrad/fq2508200123.htm só para assinantes =^(

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Welcome to the Home Page of The Planet Alderaan

If you are viewing this message, it means that our planet has been destroyed by some kind of super-weapon.

Thank you for visiting our system, and we hope that you have not been inconvenienced. Have a nice day.

This message placed by the Alderaan Tourist Council - Sen. Bail Organa, Honorary Chairman.

"Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons."

http://www2.netdoor.com/~lainh/alderaan.html

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agosto 22, 2001

Metadata, The Mac, and You

Boa matéria do Ars Technica explicando o que é metadata e porque file name extensions não são uma boa idéia

http://arstechnica.com/reviews/01q3/metadata/metadata-1.html

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agosto 19, 2001

Today we're going to explore the world of hiku.

We're going to explore the world of getting high? Cool!

No, beavis, not *high* *cool*, hiku--the haunting japanese form of 3 line poetry.

That was cool, huh huh
when we killed that frog, huh huh
it won't croak again.
Butthead's Hiku for class
Huh huh, huh huh huh
huh huh mmm, uh huh huh huh
huh huh, huh huh huh.
Beavis' Hiku for class

Very good! You both get A's for the day.

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agosto 12, 2001

The thing that will kill the Internet!

Do alt.religion.kibology:

I have invented the thing that will make the Internet obsolete! A year from now, people will say "The Internet" and you'll say "What's that?" because you won't remember because you will be using this thing instead. It's dead, it's kaput, it's wrongthink! The Web? Amateur hour! Idiocy! It's a bunch of words with underlines! Usenet? Usenet? It ought to have been put out of its misery in 1990! Ridiculous! It's a bunch of words with no underlines! Where's the interest? Where's the buzz? Where's the heat? E-mail? Half the time it's got a virus in it! Won't anybody think of the children? Instead you will use this thing! It's scalable, it's converged, it's synergetic, it's synergistic, it's all media rolled into a better thing than any one of them! It's like Ginger only without the plastic balls that pop up and down! It's like Java only with a Quake interface. We're going to leverage that knowledge, that instinct for how people interact with computers, but, more importantly, with other people. The Internet isolates us; this will bring us together at long last. Goodbye to bowling alone! It will rework the way we build cities and cut our hair! It's the next big thing! It's the next little thing! It does 3D in a hologram-like way. It's already inside of you! What I have in mind... It's completely modular, object-oriented. It's a solution built for Extreme Programming from the ground up. It's better than the Web because it is fully interactive. It's nothing like TV because it puts you in the picture! It's going to educate our children! The Internet is anathema to good business models; we're going to do it right! Dot-com gone dot-bomb? Not this time because there's no com. There's no dot!

BOW DOWN BEFORE MY PRESS RELEASE!

--

Matt McIrvin

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agosto 9, 2001

Agrippa


AGRIPPA (A Book of The Dead)

Text by William Gibson

Etchings by Dennis Ashbaugh

(C)1992 Kevin Begos Publishing

1411 York Ave. New York, NY

All Rights Reserved

I hesitated

before untying the bow

that bound this book together.

A black book:

ALBUMS

CA. AGRIPPA

Order Extra Leaves

By Letter and Name

A Kodak album of time-burned

black construction paper

The string he tied

Has been unravelled by years

and the dry weather of trunks

Like a lady's shoestring from the First World War

Its metal ferrules eaten by oxygen

Until they resemble cigarette-ash

Inside the cover he inscribed something in soft graphite

Now lost

Then his name

W.F. Gibson Jr.

and something, comma,

1924

Then he glued his Kodak prints down

And wrote under them

In chalk-like white pencil:

"Papa's saw mill, Aug. 1919."

A flat-roofed shack

Against a mountain ridge

In the foreground are tumbled boards and offcuts

He must have smelled the pitch, In August

The sweet hot reek

Of the electric saw

Biting into decades

Next the spaniel Moko

"Moko 1919"

Poses on small bench or table

Before a backyard tree

His coat is lustrous

The grass needs cutting

Beyond the tree,

In eerie Kodak clarity,

Are the summer backstairs of Wheeling,

West Virginia

Someone's left a wooden stepladder out

"Aunt Fran and [obscured]"

Although he isn't, this gent

He has a "G" belt-buckle

A lapel-device of Masonic origin

A patent propelling-pencil

A fountain-pen

And the flowers they pose behind so solidly

Are rooted in an upright length of whitewashed

concrete sewer-pipe.

Daddy had a horse named Dixie

"Ford on Dixie 1917"

A saddle-blanket marked with a single star

Corduroy jodpurs

A western saddle

And a cloth cap

Proud and happy

As any boy could be

"Arthur and Ford fishing 1919"

Shot by an adult

(Witness the steady hand

that captures the wildflowers

the shadows on their broad straw hats

reflections of a split-rail fence)

standing opposite them,

on the far side of the pond,

amid the snake-doctors and the mud,

Kodak in hand,

Ford Sr.?

And "Moma July, 1919"

strolls beside the pond,

in white big city shoes,

Purse tucked behind her,

While either Ford or Arthur, still straw-hatted,

approaches a canvas-topped touring car.

"Moma and Mrs. Graham at fish hatchery 1919"

Moma and Mrs. G. sit atop a graceful concrete

arch.

"Arthur on Dixie", likewise 1919,

rather ill at ease.

On the roof behind the barn, behind him,

can be made out this cryptic mark:

H.V.J.M.[?]

"Papa's Mill 1919", my grandfather most regal amid a wrack of

cut lumber,

might as easily be the record

of some later demolition, and

His cotton sleeves are rolled

to but not past the elbow,

striped, with a white neckband

for the attachment of a collar.

Behind him stands a cone of sawdust some thirty feet in height.

(How that feels to tumble down,

or smells when it is wet)

II.

The mechanism: stamped black tin,

Leatherette over cardboard, bits of boxwood,

A lens

The shutter falls

Forever

Dividing that from this.

Now in high-ceiling bedrooms,

unoccupied, unvisited,

in the bottom drawers of veneered bureaus

in cool chemical darkness curl commemorative

montages of the country's World War dead,

just as I myself discovered

one other summer in an attic trunk,

and beneath that every boy's best treasure

of tarnished actual ammunition

real little bits of war

but also

the mechanism

itself.

The blued finish of firearms

is a process, controlled, derived from common

rust, but there

under so rare and uncommon a patina

that many years untouched

until I took it up

and turning, entranced, down the unpainted

stair,

to the hallway where I swear

I never heard the first shot.

The copper-jacketed slug recovered

from the bathroom's cardboard cylinder of

Morton's Salt

was undeformed

save for the faint bright marks of lands

and grooves

so hot, stilled energy,

it blistered my hand.

The gun lay on the dusty carpet.

Returning in utter awe I took it so carefully up

That the second shot, equally unintended,

notched the hardwood bannister and brought

a strange bright smell of ancient sap to life

in a beam of dusty sunlight.

Absolutely alone

in awareness of the mechanism.

Like the first time you put your mouth

on a woman.

III.

"Ice Gorge at Wheeling

1917"

Iron bridge in the distance,

Beyond it a city.

Hotels where pimps went about their business

on the sidewalks of a lost world.

But the foreground is in focus,

this corner of carpenter's Gothic,

these backyards running down to the freeze.

"Steamboat on Ohio River",

its smoke foul and dark,

its year unknown,

beyond it the far bank

overgrown with factories.

"Our Wytheville

House Sept. 1921"

They have moved down from Wheeling and my father wears his

city clothes. Main Street is unpaved and an electric streetlamp is

slung high in the frame, centered above the tracked dust on a

slack wire, suggesting the way it might pitch in a strong wind,

the shadows that might throw.

The house is heavy, unattractive, sheathed in stucco, not native

to the region. My grandfather, who sold supplies to contractors,

was prone to modern materials, which he used with

wholesaler's enthusiasm. In 1921 he replaced the section of brick

sidewalk in front of his house with the broad smooth slab of poured

concrete, signing this improvement with a flourish, "W.F.

Gibson 1921". He believed in concrete and plywood

particularly. Seventy years later his signature remains, the slab

floating perfectly level and charmless between mossy stretches of

sweet uneven brick that knew the iron shoes of Yankee horses.

"Mama Jan. 1922" has come out to sweep the concrete with a

broom. Her boots are fastened with buttons requiring a special instrument.

Ice gorge again, the Ohio, 1917. The mechanism closes. A

torn clipping offers a 1957 DeSOTO FIREDOME, 4-door Sedan,

torqueflite radio, heater and power steering and brakes, new

w.s.w. premium tires. One owner. $1,595.

IV

He made it to the age of torqueflite radio

but not much past that, and never in that town.

That was mine to know, Main Street lined with

Rocket Eighty-eights,

the dimestore floored with wooden planks

pies under plastic in the Soda Shop,

and the mystery untold, the other thing,

sensed in the creaking of a sign after midnight

when nobody else was there.

In the talc-fine dust beneath the platform of the

Norfolk & Western

lay indian-head pennies undisturbed since

the dawn of man.

In the banks and courthouse, a fossil time

prevailed, limestone centuries.

When I went up to Toronto

in the draft,

my Local Board was there on Main Street,

above a store that bought and sold pistols.

I'd once traded that man a derringer for a

Walther P-38.

The pistols were in the window

behind an amber roller-blind

like sunglasses.

I was seventeen or so but basically I guess

you just had to be a white boy.

I'd hike out to a shale pit and run

ten dollars worth of 9mm

through it, so worn you hardly

had to pull the trigger.

Bored, tried shooting

down into a distant stream but

one of them came back at me

off a round of river rock

clipping walnut twigs from a branch

two feet above my head.

So that I remembered the mechanism.

V.

In the all night bus station

they sold scrambled eggs to state troopers

the long skinny clasp-knives called fruit knives

which were pearl handled watermelon-slicers

and hillbilly novelties in brown varnished wood

which were made in Japan.

First I'd be sent there at night only

if Mom's carton of Camels ran out,

but gradually I came to value

the submarine light, the alien reek

of the long human haul, the strangers

straight down from Port Authority

headed for Nashville, Memphis, Miami.

Sometimes the Sheriff watched them get off

making sure they got back on.

When the colored restroom

was no longer required

they knocked open the cinderblock

and extended the magazine rack

to new dimensions,

a cool fluorescent cave of dreams

smelling faintly and forever of disinfectant,

perhaps as well of the travelled fears

of those dark uncounted others who,

moving as though contours of hot iron,

were made thus to dance

or not to dance

as the law saw fit.

There it was that I was marked out as a writer,

having discovered in that alcove

copies of certain magazines

esoteric and precious, and, yes,

I knew then, knew utterly,

the deal done in my heart forever,

though how I knew not,

nor ever have.

Walking home

through all the streets unmoving

so quiet I could hear the timers of the traffic lights a block away:

the mechanism.

Nobody else, just the silence

spreading out

to where the long trucks groaned

on the highway

their vast brute souls in want.

VI.

There must have been a true last time

I saw the station but I don't remember

I remember the stiff black horsehide coat

gift in Tucson of a kid named Natkin

I remember the cold

I remember the Army duffle

that was lost and the black man in Buffalo

trying to sell me a fine diamond ring,

and in the coffee shop in Washington

I'd eavesdropped on a man wearing a black tie

embroidered with red roses

that I have looked for ever since.

They must have asked me something

at the border

I was admitted

somehow

and behind me swung the stamped tin shutter

across the very sky

and I went free

to find myself

mazed in Victorian brick

amid sweet tea with milk

and smoke from a cigarette called a Black Cat

and every unknown brand of chocolate

and girls with blunt-cut bangs

not even Americans

looking down from high narrow windows

on the melting snow

of the city undreamed

and on the revealed grace

of the mechanism,

no round trip.

They tore down the bus station

there's chainlink there

no buses stop at all

and I'm walking through Chiyoda-ku

in a typhoon

the fine rain horizontal

umbrella everted in the storm's Pacific breath

tonight red lanterns are battered,

laughing,

in the mechanism.

.

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agosto 7, 2001

Sklyarov é solto sob fiança de US$ 50 mil

Deu no HOTbits:

O programador russo Dmitry Sklyarov, preso nos EUA sob a acusação de ter infringido a lei de copyright, foi solto nesta segunda-feira mediante o pagamento de US$ 50 mil. Ele deverá ficar no estado da Califórnia aguardando seu julgamento.

http://www.hotbits.com.br/p1/cosmonet/2001/08/0016

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agosto 3, 2001

All your base are belong to M$

Cringely mandando bem, como a Micro$oft pretende substituir o TCP/IP por um protocolo proprietário e virar a dona da Internet. Um pouco teoria da conspiração, mas perturbadoramente coerente.

http://www.pbs.org/cringely/pulpit/pulpit20010802.html

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agosto 2, 2001

Dog and Pony, Rev. 1.1

Deep in engineering, where mortals seldom go

A manager and customer come looking for a show;

They pass, amused, among us and they sign in on the log

They've come to see our pony and they've come to see our dog.

Three things to be wary of: A new kid in his prime,

A man that knows the answers, and code that runs first time.

Summoned from our cubicles, to conference room we go

We bring our dog and pony, 'cause we know they'll want a show,

Watching while we enter, with a shifty, restless eye

The customer sits waiting in his pin-striped suit and tie.

Three things never trust in: That's the vendor's final bill,

The promises your boss makes and the customer's good will.

The pony kicks his heels up as the doggie does his trick,

And hams it up with vigor as we lay it on real thick;

The customer just watches as we do this song and dance

Then reaches for his briefcase, only giving us a glance.

Three things see no end: a loop with exit code done wrong,

A semaphore untested, and the change that comes along.

From briefcase then there comes a list of things we must revise;

And all but four within the room are taken by surprise.

And all but four are thinking of their last job with remorse,

The customer, the manager, the doggie and the horse.

Three things hold no secrets: files that somehow hit the net

The boss's secretary, and the third thing ... I forget.

First, twenty-one new features that we somehow must add in

Then, thirty-seven changes show up, much to our chagrin;

And this thing's just inadequate, and that thing's just plain wrong

And, by the way, your schedule's about three months too long.

Three things it is better far that only you should know:

How much you're paid, the schedule pad, and what is just for show.

The customer proceeds to go through each change, line by line

Excruciating detail which no logic can divine;

And when it ends, there's only four not sitting there agog

The customer, the manager, the pony and the dog.

Three things never anger: First, the one who runs your deck,

The one who does the backup and the one who signs your check.

Now we are contract software types who spend our days and nights

Imbedded in the system, down with all the bits and bytes;

And none but us can tell full well the damage done today,

It's what they do not know for which they're gonna have to pay.

Three things are most perilous: connectors that corrode

Unproven algorithms and self-modifying code.

The manager and customer are quick to leave this bunch

They take the dog and pony, and they all go out to lunch;

Now how will we avenge ourselves on those who raise our ire?

Write code that self-destructs the day the warranties expire.

Three things trust above all else: Your knowledge of your craft,

That someone turns a profit, and that you will get the shaft.

From: Mark Gibbs / Gibbs & Co. / 805.644.4999 / www.gibbs.com

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agosto 1, 2001

Eudora Welty Dead at 92

Deu no TidBITS:

Pulitzer Prize-winning author Eudora Welty died last Monday at age 92. Welty was a lifelong resident of Jackson, Mississippi, and an icon of American literature. Among her best known works are the short story collection The Golden Apples and the novels Losing Battles and The Optimist's Daughter; two of her works (The Ponder Heart and The Robber Bridegroom) also became Broadway plays. Her stories tended to focus on the lives of sheltered characters in southern America, but also quietly contradict easy categorization into any particular genre. Welty is also noted for her photographs, particularly images of the South during the Great Depression taken when she was working as a "junior publicity agent" for the Works Progress Administration.

http://www.olemiss.edu/depts/english/ms- writers/dir/welty_ eudora/

In relation to the Macintosh world, the popular email program Eudora is named for Eudora Welty, specifically because of her famous short story "Why I Live At The P.O.," published in her first collection in 1941. Programmer Steve Dorner read the story in college, and it was still with him years later when it came time to name the first version of his new email program.

[Geoff Duncan]

http://www.eudora.com/presskit/backgrounder.html

Duas recomendações: leia o conto e use o programa.

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